broceries

the small amount of convenience food items that single men often have in their fridge or freezer. Not to be confused with groceries, which are either grown or have some nutritional value and usually require cooking.

beer, leftover pizza, ketchup.

"Mandy spent the night at his place but couldn't stay for breakfast since all that he had in the fridge were broceries."

by kenchuto May 11, 2010

broceries

Essentials that dudes buy at stores (bro groceries.) Examples include beer, shaving cream, Sports Illustrated and condoms.

Dwight: "Where did Kurt go?"
Jon: "He went to pick up some broceries before the game."

by hack314 September 30, 2007

Broceries

A gay male has another male sit on his face and eat his booty

Eat the booty like Broceries

by RobRandyTravisChoocha September 24, 2018

Broceries

Buying things like meat and vegetables with another guy friend, usually late at night.

Me and my bro went to go grab some late night broceries.

by SketchyGuy August 17, 2012

make groceries

to go grocery shopping; to purchase groceries; originated in new orleans

We going to make groceries today.

by kevin j kellup April 24, 2006

eat the groceries

Eating ass, tongue punching the fart box...licking the fartbox

I was going down on bae and she asked if i eat the groceries

by Frank Pozzi April 28, 2016

broderism

The worship of bipartisanship for its own sake, combined with a fake "pox on both their houses" attitude. The main goal is the establishment of a permanent ruling class of Washington insiders, our betters who know better. It is their rough agenda which is sold as "centrism" even when it has no actual relationship with the political center in a meaningful way. The establishment of an aristocratic class in America.

The belief that it all sides are equal and must compromise at all times. Regardless of the final outcome or the level of understanding or intelligence presented by each side.

Mark Foley had a bad relationship with pages; Sen. Vitter has visited Prositutes in New Orleans and Washington; Sen Craig tried to proposition an undercover officer; Newt Gingrich had multiple afairs; Duke Cunningham was bribed with Prostitutes; but William Jefferson had money in his fridge so both sides are clearly evil.

Wow, that's quite a Broderism.

by Brother Maynard October 8, 2007