Broccoli heads

The Gen Z teenagers (typically in high school) with those stupid haircuts that are long and curly on the top, and short on the sides, resembling a head of broccoli. They are also typically very thin and don't lift, perhaps due to low T.

Damn, the broccoli heads in my 7th period gym class never lift, they just sit there on their phones and talk.

Broccoli heads by RoundLost12 June 19, 2021

broccoli head 

broccoli heads are guys, usually in highschool, they are a form of local

trademark broccoli features include:

-undercut with curly hair, resembling a broccoli stalk
-almost exclusively wearing the colors red, black and white
-smokes weed, skips class
-sags pants
-jordans and af1s
-loves the brand true religion

-posts screenshots of rappers with vague borderline sadboy quotes on their snap story
-obsessed with trying to be hypermasculine

“ohgodohfuck look, a patch if broccoli heads, i gotta get out of here before they try to sell me a crusty dab pen.”

broccoli head by iyatowa April 3, 2019

Broccoli head 

A male teenager with a 'Meet me at McDonalds' haircut -- a curly perm which is higher on top, with shaved or faded back and sides.

The broccoli heads look like their hair has been nuked

Broccoli head by pytchy January 25, 2023

Broccoli headass 

Some dude (probably named De'von) who's curly, greasy, hair resembles that of a broccoli.

Yo that dude is 100% a broccoli headass.

Broccoli headass by RuthleSS Chaos August 21, 2017

broccoli head 

A vegetarian or vegan. Someone who only eats vegetables.

If you keep eating all those greens your head's going to turn into a broccoli." "Oh god Mike grew a broccoli head!

broccoli head by theycallmeru November 22, 2010