Broccodile 

The result of merging a crocodile with everybody's favourite green leafy vegetable, the broccoli.

Dude 1: "Holy shit! That looks like a green leafy crocodile!"

Dude 2: "That's a Broccodile, bro."

Broccodile by BroccodileLover January 13, 2010

Broccomole 

n. The creamy delicacy consisting of guacamole, steamed, chopped & chilled broccoli carefully blended with the love only a health nazi can give her newborn child. For best results, curl up on couch wearing your favorite sweatpants and oversized nightshirt, serve with liberal portion of Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch Doritos and a cheap bottle of Crianza.

Jackie: mmm can't wait to have my deli-sliced turkey without a bun and broccomole for lunch--again!

Broccomole by macstavern June 18, 2011

broccolisexual 

When the thought of someone penetrating you with a slightly uncooked broccoli makes you sexualy aroused or you're amused by the thought.

''Guys! i think I am broccolisexual... ;-; ''
''Are you sure? That's not normal~''

''Yeah, Sarah was cooking broccoli and I got a boner over the thought of them'';-;

broccolisexual by ThatWeirdOneInYourGroup July 15, 2016

Broccolied 

The act of putting a broccoli into ones anus and acting as if you have a bunnies tail

Oh god I tried this one thing last night

What was it

Aronn broccolied me, he even gave me ears to go with it!

Broccolied by Heart mirror February 25, 2017

broccoleak 

Jaihphxykahkiboobie

Lesser to an Eggsparagus

Glasses
Is an acorn
Peanut Butter
Taller than me

Red

broccoleak: hi
Eggsparagus: im better than you
broccoleak: no u

broccoleak by Eggsparagus May 10, 2019

broccoleye

broccoli...but plural. and better.

Mom: eat your vegetables darling!
Darling: but i don't like broccoli
Mom: It's broccoleye
Darling: well in that case, maybe I'll try some
*munch munch*
delicious!

broccoleye by a broccolee December 15, 2010