broccoleak 

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Lesser to an Eggsparagus

Glasses
Is an acorn
Peanut Butter
Taller than me

Red

broccoleak: hi
Eggsparagus: im better than you
broccoleak: no u

broccoleak by Eggsparagus May 10, 2019

broccoleye

broccoli...but plural. and better.

Mom: eat your vegetables darling!
Darling: but i don't like broccoli
Mom: It's broccoleye
Darling: well in that case, maybe I'll try some
*munch munch*
delicious!

broccoleye by a broccolee December 15, 2010

broccolated 

When you eat so much broccoli that the aftertaste stays in your mouth for weeks to come 😔😔 the air smells like broccoli, bread smells like broccoli and peanut butter tastes like it

Oh no I’ve been broccolated !! 🙀🥦

broccolated by GatoradeBottle420 February 17, 2022