Broadbanned

Adj.
Used to describe someone who's internet access has been prohibited as a punishment.

Can also be used as a verb.
Broadban,
Broadbans,
Broadbanned.

"Dude, go on MSN tonight! I found an awesome video on YouTube!"
"Sorry man, I'm broadbanned."

"That was well funny when your mum broadbanned you because she caught you looking at porn."

Broadbanned by MaybeLater_x December 21, 2007

Broadband Television 

A relatively new delivery system that provides consumers with the ability to view television programs online with limited commercials at their own convenience.

Examples of broadband television include:
Hulu.com
Fancast.com

Broadband Television by bigmovie February 6, 2009

broadband hiccups 

Broadband Hiccups are an inconvenient interruption to your broadband connection - very annoying during a mass download or a webchat

I was trying to have a chat with X on messenger today and we kept getting interrupted with a seriously bad dose of Broadband Hiccups!

I was just getting to the end of level 15 and oh no broadband hiccups just wiped me out!

I tried to download that as well last night but a broadband hiccup got in the way

broadband hiccups by ledge67 October 2, 2007

broadband cinema

A relatively new delivery system allows consumers to download or stream movies to their personal computer and portable devices instead of driving to the video store/multi-plex or waiting for DVDs to arrive in the mail.

Examples of broadband cinema services include:

CinemaNow.com
MovieLink.com
iTunes
UnBox (amazon/tivo)
Vongo

broadband cinema by bigmovie May 4, 2007

b&m broadband

Based on the UK store name b&m bargains, popular for being cheap and "jippo" saying someone has "b&m broadband" states they have a rubbish connection and a cheap internet,
mainly when playing on a video game and lagging.

rob: omg harry you have b&m broadband
harry: not my fault its lagging

b&m broadband by karok123 May 2, 2010

broadband 

The most efficient way to download porn from the internet

Waahoo! Me and my right hand love broadband!

broadband by JakeStar April 25, 2005

broadband 

Connection to The Internet, with a data carrying capacity of 512*kbps (kilobits per second), or more. Typically supplied to home users by a traditional or cable telco.

* - refers to downstream speed. upstream is typically lower with asymmetrical connections(such as ADSL)

I've just upgraded my Internet connection to broadband

broadband by Steve January 24, 2005