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Bro-gurt 

When your homie jerks you off into a condom, then eats is like a tube-yogurt.
Last night, I ate his bro-gurt.
Bro-gurt by CursedThoughts February 3, 2023
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Frozen Bro-gurt 

When you jizz in the icecream and put it back in the freezer.
Dammit Jake did you make frozen bro-gurt again?
Frozen Bro-gurt by Broski0909 March 5, 2011
When you and your bros ejaculate in a pineapple yogurt and a sloot proceeds to eat the yogurt jizz mix.
Our bro down ended with a sloot and some brogurt. Best night ever!
Brogurt by Pastyprince21 April 14, 2014
The ejaculate of a bro. Often found on the chest of other bro's.
"Hey bro, let's go to that club now"
"Isn't that the one with all the blacklights?"
"Yeah..."
"Dude, I've got your brogurt all over my face"
brogurt by Craig McRae August 15, 2006
When a girl jerks off a guy that is uncircumcised and pulls his foreskin up right when he bust. Which allows her to collect his cum in his foreskin and proceed to suck it out, like a Gogurt.
Guy one: "Hey dude, my girl gave me the good old Brogurt last night

Guy two: "...Ew"
Guy three: "Skingang!"
Brogurt by Ahegao_Nebula August 27, 2021
My girl squeezed out every last drop of my Brogurt last night.
Brogurt by Jarettisbored May 1, 2014
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