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when you get your male friends to give you a blow job but its not gay.
Created by lil house phone on nojumper tour
lil house phone: Smokin' on a dick while I'm fuckin' on your bitch
He lickin' on my tip, I'm like "Bro I like that shit"
'Cause nigga I need the bro top, I'm like wassup
He take me to the back and my bro jerked me up
Bro Top by cloutman 7 September 28, 2017
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brotoplasm

bro•to•plasm, n. A sticky, viscous, whitish fluid ejected from the penis during male orgasm.
Adam fantasizes at length about covering his lab partner Angie's face with brotoplasm.
brotoplasm by vigsxxx October 2, 2009
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Brotopia 

A totally non-queer land filled with all your favortie bros.
"Brogan, dude, sometimes I wish there weren't any chicks at all so we could live in brotopia all the time."
Brotopia by Murphy Lee January 19, 2008

Brotopsy 

similar to an autopsy. the situation of being at a party or some social gathering with your bro's, and one of you get's a little more than tipsy, in turn passing out on someones floor, bed, couch, naked girl, etc. you or a friend need to perform a brotopsy. in doing so you will make sure he's breathing, and then ask around to see what he was drinking that got him so messed up. then you need to find out where you can get some. bottoms up.
Bro 1 "DUDE, phil needs a Brotopsy he's been out for at least an hour."

Bro 2 "making him DD was a good plan."
Brotopsy by broseph del fuego July 27, 2010

brotopia 

A place in which brothers (from another Mother) can bro-lax and or bro-chill in perfect harmony with one another. Although it is believed that a brotopia does exist one has yet to be found.
Brotopia - A place Believed to exist but is yet to be found.
brotopia by Spam21 January 1, 2009
The steeziest of tank tops, usually worn by broskis. These can be worn day or night and accentuate the bro's style and lacks of fuck given. Brotop wearers will often be heard using phrases such as "sun's out, guns out" and "pass me a brewski broheim". Brotops are great for kickin' it in the summer sun or hittin' the beach but can truly be worn on any occasion.
Hey man, are you going to the bars in that brotop?

No sun, no sleeves son!
Brotop by Daniel-san October 13, 2012
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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