Britnitus 

The most common cause of sneezing and pooping at the same time.

I came down with some nasty Britnitus last week and snooped all over at work.

Britnitus by Snoopawareness March 2, 2019

brentitus 

When hobbits, such as Frodo Baggins, defecate in eachother's anuses and proceed to lick their own faeces out of said anus, proclaiming "You have the one ring!" The disease that this leads to is called Brentitus.

"I didnt mean to give you Brentitus Mr Frodo..." - Samwise Gamgee.

brentitus by GandalfTheGay July 4, 2016

Britticus 

A person of the homosexual variety who spends most of his time playing video games and participating in activities of questionable legality. These individuals tend to play bass and know more than the average person about one specific topic.

"Dude, that kid knows so much about Lord of the Rings!" "Wow, what a britticus"

Britticus by Sr. Trololol October 13, 2011

Brotitus 

Derived from "bronchitis". Means to miss your bros so much that you suffer from Brotitus.

"Laura, I know I've been acting strange. I'm sorry. I'm suffering from a severe case of Brotitus. I haven't seen John and Tim for over 3 weeks!"

Brotitus by Word Boss LA December 7, 2011

Britnis

Highly intelligent, although she usually plays dumb. Incredibly hot, seductive, and has a charming personality. In love, they are sensitive and loves with fervor; however; when they feel betrayed or disappointed most Britnis’s will be intolerably indifferent and will erase you from their mind in a blink of an eye. They are loyal. Sometimes, they are hard to read, but if you they notice your sincerity, they will eventually open up their heart.

A girl by the name of Britnis is on a whole new level; trust what her eyes are telling you.

Britnis by Snaknaksens November 22, 2021

brianitis 

For guys named Brian, who is an addict that takes no accountability for his actions, knows everything but doesn’t know one thing and expects the whole world to be given to him.

Oh wow, John had brianitis on Tuesday. It was a really severe stomach ache that caused him to miss work the past few days.

brianitis by Rhinitis October 8, 2023