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brentitus 

When hobbits, such as Frodo Baggins, defecate in eachother's anuses and proceed to lick their own faeces out of said anus, proclaiming "You have the one ring!" The disease that this leads to is called Brentitus.
"I didnt mean to give you Brentitus Mr Frodo..." - Samwise Gamgee.
brentitus by GandalfTheGay July 4, 2016
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Britticus 

A person of the homosexual variety who spends most of his time playing video games and participating in activities of questionable legality. These individuals tend to play bass and know more than the average person about one specific topic.
"Dude, that kid knows so much about Lord of the Rings!" "Wow, what a britticus"
Britticus by Sr. Trololol October 13, 2011

Brotitus 

Derived from "bronchitis". Means to miss your bros so much that you suffer from Brotitus.
"Laura, I know I've been acting strange. I'm sorry. I'm suffering from a severe case of Brotitus. I haven't seen John and Tim for over 3 weeks!"
Brotitus by Word Boss LA December 7, 2011
Highly intelligent, although she usually plays dumb. Incredibly hot, seductive, and has a charming personality. In love, they are sensitive and loves with fervor; however; when they feel betrayed or disappointed most Britnis’s will be intolerably indifferent and will erase you from their mind in a blink of an eye. They are loyal. Sometimes, they are hard to read, but if you they notice your sincerity, they will eventually open up their heart.
A girl by the name of Britnis is on a whole new level; trust what her eyes are telling you.
Britnis by Snaknaksens November 22, 2021

brianitis 

For guys named Brian, who is an addict that takes no accountability for his actions, knows everything but doesn’t know one thing and expects the whole world to be given to him.
Oh wow, John had brianitis on Tuesday. It was a really severe stomach ache that caused him to miss work the past few days.
brianitis by Rhinitis October 8, 2023
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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