When hobbits, such as Frodo Baggins, defecate in eachother's anuses and proceed to lick their own faeces out of saidanus, proclaiming "You have the one ring!" The disease that this leads to is called Brentitus.
A person of the homosexual variety who spends most of his time playing video games and participating in activities of questionable legality. These individuals tend to play bass and know more than the average person about one specific topic.
Highly intelligent, although she usually plays dumb. Incredibly hot, seductive, and has a charming personality. In love, they are sensitive and loves with fervor; however; when they feel betrayed or disappointed most Britnis’s will be intolerably indifferent and will erase you from their mind in a blink of an eye. They are loyal. Sometimes, they are hard to read, but if you they notice your sincerity, they will eventually open up their heart.
A girl by the name of Britnis is on a whole new level; trust what her eyes are telling you.
For guys named Brian, who is an addict that takes no accountability for his actions, knows everything but doesn’t know one thing and expects the whole world to be given to him.
Oh wow, John had brianitis on Tuesday. It was a really severe stomach ache that caused him to miss work the past few days.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.