When hobbits, such as Frodo Baggins, defecate in eachother's anuses and proceed to lick their own faeces out of said anus, proclaiming "You have the one ring!" The disease that this leads to is called Brentitus.
"I didnt mean to give you Brentitus MrFrodo..." - Samwise Gamgee.
A person of the homosexual variety who spends most of his time playing video games and participating in activities of questionable legality. These individuals tend to play bass and know more than the average person about one specific topic.
Highly intelligent, although she usually plays dumb. Incredibly hot, seductive, and has a charming personality. In love, they are sensitive and loves with fervor; however; when they feel betrayed or disappointed most Britnis’swill be intolerably indifferent and will erase you from their mind in a blink of an eye. They are loyal. Sometimes, they are hard to read, but if you they notice your sincerity, they will eventually open up their heart.
A girl by the name of Britnis is on a whole new level; trust what her eyes are telling you.
For guys named Brian, who is an addict that takes no accountability for his actions, knows everything but doesn’t know one thing and expects the whole world to be given to him.
Oh wow, John had brianitis on Tuesday. It was a really severe stomach ache that caused him to miss work the past few days.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!