bristal 

Bristal
A kind hearted person that does not like to show a lot of emotion. She's very outgoing and cares a lot about her friends and family. She would try to do so much to not let people be sad. She has many friends but only talks to some. She is very beautiful and never gives up on herself.

Bristal is amazing

I was talking to Bristal earlier
Cool she's amazing right
Yeah she really is

bristal by Pikachu_123 September 27, 2018

Bristal 

Bristal is a great person to be around and always makes you in a better mood, but she has many things going on herself. She loves to make people laugh, she may seen rude or obnoxious at first but if you have a bristal in your life you are lucky. Bristal is one of the most loyal people you could ever be in a relationship with. And cares about everyone. she has many friends and try’s to be friends with everyone but if you make her mad let’s just say u better run cause she’s about to pop.

Don’t you just love bristal
Bristal is so cool
Bristal is such a beautiful name
Bristal is a baddie

Bristal by Bailey Gaven October 21, 2019

Brostalgia

A wistful or excessively sentimental yearning for return to a past period with your bro or bros.

Dude: Yo, let's steal the napkin-holder from this bar.
Widowed-Bro: . . . nah (disappointedly turns away)
Dude: You alright man?
Widowed-Bro: . . . (Thinking about a time he and his bros took a road trip to New Mexico and stole a horse-cop's horse and used it to commandeer an oxen and 12 hundred dollars worth of cattle)
Dude: Dude!
Widowed-Bro: Sorry . . . just thinking about this thing me and my bros once stole
Dude: You need to stop being so brostalgic and live in reality.
Widowed-Bro: I can't help my brostalgia. I loved Ted "T-Killa" Jones. He was my main bro . . . Goddamn it! I told him not to play 13 consecutive games of Flip Cup with Everclear grain alcohol. (A single brostalgic tear rolls down his cheek)

Brostalgia by The Sebastian November 21, 2009

bristol pusher 

An imfamous serial killer, targeting Bristol (UK). Their method involves pushing drunken men and women into canals, and watching them drown.

Several people have claimed to know who the killer is on Twitch and YouTube.

The Bristol Pusher has struck again. Duncan Jones found dead beneath his flat, after traveling home with a sinister, slender man in polo-neck and glasses.

bristol pusher by petrolhead2000 January 4, 2019

Bristol Rainbow 

It’s when you analyze your shit from A to Z and you realize that it contains different matter states with all the different Bristol stool chart numbers. There should be 7 different states of fecal matter in the toilet, going from liquid and watery to very solid and concentrated.

Usually, what happens is that you ate in a Chinese Buffet the day before you take the dump. There are so many varieties of food in these places that your body sorts them in terms of solidness, going from the egg roll sauce to the chinese onion rings’ crust.

If this ever happens to you, go see a doctor immediately. The Bristol Rainbow a very rare case, but when it’s there, it stays for a long time.

Rod : Doctor, about the sample of crap you asked me to give you last week...
Doctor O’Brien : Yes?
Rod : Well, which part do you want the most? There’s the liquid part, the soft part, the solid p...
Doctor O’Brien : Oh my God... Rod, you did a Bristol Rainbow ! Congratulations!
Rod : So, this is a good thing?
Doctor O’Brien : Actually, I was being sarcastic. Be prepared to pay the price for your prescription...

Bristol Rainbow by Mister Soft Moustache January 22, 2011

bristol plymouth 

90% populated by white boys who wish they were in gangs and twig girls who think theyve got asses. 50% populated by "bisexuals" who go call others faggots and cunt lesbos. Every shop is a different stereotype and theres no such thing as a real friend. Everyone is a snake.

Oh you go to bristol plymouth? Are you in the gay shop or the weed shop?

bristol plymouth by selfoshockfactor July 25, 2017

Bristol Fashion 

Originally a nautical term, Bristol Fashion means "conforming to the highest standards of seamanship." A boat that is maintained in absolutely perfect condition can be described as "shipshape & Bristol Fashion."

The term is frequently applied outside the boating world, however. A cooler stocked with ice cold beers, an old truck that's been tuned to run just right, a steak cooked perfectly, or an immaculate lawn could all be described as being in Bristol Fashion.

"Have you seen Old Man Nelson's lawn? That guy keeps his yard in Bristol Fashion."

Bristol Fashion by KBLI September 11, 2009