brinkles
brinkles by bloodysmurf April 20, 2009
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Brinkles
When shirts that fit too tightly over breasts create creases emanating out from the buttons which only highlights the strain they are under.
Did you see that girl's blouse? Her breasts must be huge because there were brinkles on the side of each of her shirt buttons.
Brinkles by Panama Red55 June 18, 2014
Brinkles
“Bathroom wrinkles”. The wrinkles your pants get from laying around your ankles while on the toilet for extended period of time.
Charlene and Tina are on break at work, grabbing a cup of coffee in the common area.
“Hey Charlene, how’s it going?”
“Great, Tina! You ready to WOW them with your presentation? Oh, wait – did you forget to iron your pants?”
“Huh? Oh, geez. No, they WERE nice and ironed. But I did just come out of the bathroom…hmmmm”
“Ok, ok, say no more. When you’re in the bathroom, you gotta do your business and go – otherwise this is what you get – BRINKLES. And your pants have a bad case of brinkles for sure! If I was you, I’d go to that conference room early and grab a seat - and stay there. Do your presentation sitting down. That way, no one will even notice those brinkles!”
“Hey Charlene, how’s it going?”
“Great, Tina! You ready to WOW them with your presentation? Oh, wait – did you forget to iron your pants?”
“Huh? Oh, geez. No, they WERE nice and ironed. But I did just come out of the bathroom…hmmmm”
“Ok, ok, say no more. When you’re in the bathroom, you gotta do your business and go – otherwise this is what you get – BRINKLES. And your pants have a bad case of brinkles for sure! If I was you, I’d go to that conference room early and grab a seat - and stay there. Do your presentation sitting down. That way, no one will even notice those brinkles!”
Brinkles by Christine Rivers January 25, 2009
Mr. Brickles
Mr. Brickles is the nickname given to fanboys who are overly obsessed with Ryan Reynolds.
They are stereotypically straight boys who appear to have an embarrassing crush on Ryan.
They are stereotypically straight boys who appear to have an embarrassing crush on Ryan.
Oh, no. I finally invited Clive home to meet my parents and he's gone all Mr. Brickles on them by forcing them to watch Green Lantern and Just Friends.
Mr. Brickles by MikeTheIncel October 20, 2021