brilk

When a guy has applied so much oil to his beard it can be milked.
Regular verb: brilk, brilked, brilking

A: Man that guy uses way too much beard oil.
B: Yeah you could totally brilk that shiny beard... bet it's soft though.

by @onlydavidbrowm April 8, 2017

brilk

A portmantau of breast milk. When saying breast milk is too lewd, or if you don't have enough time to say two syllables. The efficacy of said brilking can be gauged via the suffix of brilkmaxxing or brilkminning.

Blizzard employees were exposed as bona fide brilkers. Bobby might be the greatest brilker of them all...

by Qathryn March 19, 2026

Brilk

A portmanteau of breast milk, used when saying breast milk is either too lewd or you don't have the time, energy, or will to say two syllables. Various suffixes can be used to enhance efficacy based on needs, such as "brilkminning" or "brilkmaxxing." Those who partake in brilk enjoyment are typically referred to as "brilkers."

Blizzard Entertainment™ once experienced a controversy involving brilk, suggesting several of their employees were bona fide brilkers. Former CEO Bobby Kotick was highly believed to be the greatest brilker of them all, allegedly earning him the title "Bobby Brilker" amongst his peers.

by Qathryn March 19, 2026

Mr. Brickles

Mr. Brickles is the nickname given to fanboys who are overly obsessed with Ryan Reynolds.

They are stereotypically straight boys who appear to have an embarrassing crush on Ryan.

Oh, no. I finally invited Clive home to meet my parents and he's gone all Mr. Brickles on them by forcing them to watch Green Lantern and Just Friends.

by MikeTheIncel October 20, 2021

Jizz Brick

Jizz Brick is when you spunk-up on a brick and hurl it through someones front window.

I put a Jizz Brick through the Chilli Kings window last night.

by Jizz Maestro November 15, 2016

brickie's laptop

A poker machine. Worshipped by centrelink beneficiaries and tradies australia wide as the favorite way to spend their paycheck. Nothing is as holy as spinning up a feature and hearing that angelic music play.

Bazza the Brickie loves hitting his local on a friday arvo to punch lung biscuits and guzzle schooie's while playing his favorite brickie's laptop Big Red. Last week he fed 8 pineapples in ($400) and was getting a bit distressed but then he got a feature on 5 buck hits. He "won" 300 bucks and bragged to the lads on monday morning at work about his epic win.

by Bigcockdeano November 22, 2017

bricked up

When your penis is fully erect. When your pp hard. When the male genitalia says "ayo"

cuh 1: ayo bruh that chick bad asf. Girl got me bricked up

cuh 2: man shit thats my grandma shutcho bitch ass up

by goblin dn December 5, 2021