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Somebody who spends too much time on the internet that it begins to effect the way which they perceive the word
I swear to God, she'll brighteyed if she doesn't get off that damn phone!
by HJORTUR February 28, 2021
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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