Briggith, is a Gaelic/
Irish female name derived from the noun brígh, meaning "power, strength, vigor, virtue". According to
Irish myth, there were three sister goddesses named brígh: the goddess of poetry, the goddess of healing, and the goddess of agriculture. Briggith's are badass
bitches who will hunt down and sexual devour any man or woman they deem worthy. Brittith's will often candy flip to heighten the effects of a sexual kill. Briggith's are smexy as hell and usually exercise excessively so their bodies are hot like curry. Briggith's are only children because once a parent has a Briggith they can't handle any more. Briggith's like to get their way and are team players so
long as everyone is on team Briggith. If you're on team Briggith, you win. Briggith's are ganga stoners and can toke up
long after Snoop Dogg has left the building. Briggith's usually have a
perfect real badonk that inspires #metoo shenanigans. Briggiths are great with children because they are real
af. If you ever meet a Briggith, don't fall in
love unless you are a big dick daddy and clean af.
How as your night? Aw man, I was Briggithed, can you come over and untie me. These knots are insane.
OMG Dude, check out the Briggith 11 o'
clock. The one with the bad ass vape
gun. SMOAKIN!!!!
Which would you rather have, a
bus full of Kardashians and $220 worth of pudding or a Briggith?
