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Brick a Dick 

The brick a dick is a mythological punishment for pleadges to a fraternity of a small college in Wisconsin. This involves taking 1 brick and the length of 5 building stories to the top a 6 storey high building. Tieing one end of the rope to the brick, the other to the pledge's dick and throwing the brick off.

There is no indication that this punishment has ever been carried out, but it has been suggested for adoption by the state legislature for certain crimes.
The pleadge didn't remember his material so he was given the brick a dick as a punushment
Brick a Dick by Tobunga April 8, 2010
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My dick is so hard I could lay a brick 

Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.
Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?