Brian T

When you dry hump a cow and slap it in the face with it's own poop.

Man the other day I was with my boyfriend so I decided to have him watch me pull a Brian T.

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Brian T. Nguyen

Originates from the words "Hot alpha male" it is used to describe something as very sexy and nice.

Brian T. Nguyen is the sexiest man alive, he saved me from a car crash.

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a man who is made out of anger. almost always is bald and in a bad mood.

person one: "wow. look at brian toth's haircut!"
person two: "he does it himself."

brian toth by onwiecnk November 8, 2019

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where you play tag but instead of tagging eachother you have to slap eachothers ass

hey guys lets play brian tag.
ok, hey ouch that hurt

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The sweetest, funniest, hottest, person EVER. And he has a girlfriend named IDALIS SOTO. He is also:
- caring
- a funny asshole

- AND PERFECT!

"Hey is that Brian Torres?"

"That perfect person? Oh yea!"

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Man1: Do you know Brian Thomas?
Man2: Yeah he has a spit kink

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Brian mutherfucking bernstein

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