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The Bryner 

Instructing your partner during sex to say, "I wish I was prettier." Then after they say it, you slap them across the face.
Person one: Did you give that Lindsay chick The Bryner?

Person two: Like Hell I did, she wouldn't stop complaining about how thick her calves were.
The Bryner by Bryner Bear October 6, 2013
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Brener is swole AF. Like he has a phat ass ngl. Brener is a complete bro and will always be there for you.
Dude 1: Is that Brener??
Dude 2: Yeah, I have a man crush on that guy.
Dude 1: Same dude, Brener fucking rocks.
Brener by Thiccoroni January 30, 2020

The Jordan Breyer 

Get Caleb in your room by yourself. Start licking his butthole and performing oral sex while he poops on your face.
Do you have some tic tacs? I just did the Jordan Breyer.
Brenner's are some of the funniest guys you will ever meet. A Brenner can make anyone laugh. He is sweet and has the longest eyelashes you have ever seen on a man. He is absolutely adorable, loving, self-sacrificing and full of energy. A Brenner is one of the most passionate love-makers you will ever meet and he is extremely good in bed. He is also sexy and charming. What more could you want?
Oh my gosh, Brenner is the hottest and funniest guy i've ever met!
Brenner by trixie28 April 13, 2015
A cool dude who's pretty chill and wears glasses. He usually makes pretty funny jokes and has some spicy memes.He also has a pretty great taste in music.
Guy: Hey did you see brayner's new meme
Other Guy: Yeah it was pretty funny
brayner by NappingGori11a April 19, 2017

MATT BRENNER 

A person who does what he wants. No shame.
Joe: That person's a real Matt Brenner.
Nikhil: NO! There is only one Matt Brenner, and he does what he wants. No shame.
MATT BRENNER by ladel1 October 30, 2009