Bretahe 

When you’re laughing too hard you can’t spell correctly

I’M LAUGHING TOO HARD I CAN’T BRETAHE

Bretahe by McNugget5 May 14, 2019

The Breathe Act 

The act during anal sex of deep breathing and relaxing the sphincter, releasing all kinds of shit from custody and allowing it to shoot out the anus (Alabama Appleseed) at cock release and withdrawal.

Brah, I thought butt sex with Gina was going hot hot hot…And THEN she did The Breathe Act!…DEEEEEMN!…shit released everywhere!

The Breathe Act by Panama Pucker December 20, 2021

*breathes in* boi 

A SpongeBob meme used to show stupidity and obvious stuff.
While your hands are in a prayer state while you breathe in and then out and then while hands in same state point down or at the person or at the thing you are showing.
Etc.

*breathes in* boi

*breathes in* boi by coolsalv001 October 27, 2016

I can't breatheeee!!! 

Last words of a man with a 360 pound woman sitting on his face!

Big Mabel heard a strangled cry from little Melvin, I can't breatheeee!!!

I can't breatheeee!!! by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2020

cheese-breather 

a derogatory term for a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat but still eats other animal products. The term was coined by vegans to criticize vegetarians for not caring enough about animals to abstain from all animal products.

Vegetarian: I would go vegan, but cheese is just SO delicious
Vegan: You disgust me you cheese-breather, you don't actually care about animals

cheese-breather by Choose Compassion Always April 1, 2020

Yard Breather 

A "firefighter" who is either seen walking about the exterior of the fire scene, with no exposure to the toxins produced from fire, with full Self Contained Breathing Apparatus (SCBA) connected and breathing air, or, is seen exiting the fire apparatus while breathing air and has no intention of entering the burning structure. Could also be used in conjunction with "Engine Breather", see definition for Engine Breather.

That Timmy is a Yard Breather. Look at him standing next to the Chief, breathing air.

Yard Breather by Fraternal Brotherhood of Salt October 29, 2010

Love Breather 

When you are so in love that you enjoy breathing the other persons air into your own mouth and lungs. It happens at ultra-close proximity with that person, usually when kissing or sleeping.

I’m so happy my new boyfriend is a LOVE BREATHER, when he and I sleep together we sleep with our faces practically touching so we can breath each other’s air, it makes me swoon.

Love Breather by Wordsluethval July 8, 2018