Egyptian Dog Thingy

What moms say instead of raccoon.

Mom: Oh look it’s an Egyptian dog thingy!
Guest: A what?
Kids: A raccoon.

by McNugget5 March 19, 2019

Useless Reptile

The closest thing to an insult Dragon Riders can say.

Hiccup: Now get us down, gently.
Toothless: *spirals violently*
Hiccup: Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.

by McNugget5 March 19, 2019

Sexy Saturday

The fanfic.

Shell, Link, and the snake created a tradition known as Sexy Saturday.

by McNugget5 March 24, 2019

Bretahe

When you’re laughing too hard you can’t spell correctly

I’M LAUGHING TOO HARD I CAN’T BRETAHE

by McNugget5 May 15, 2019

Hoefully

The way an awkward family gathering WON'T go.

When speaking to my online friend, we agreed our meeting wouldn't go hoefully.

by McNugget5 March 19, 2019