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Breed You 

Means Someone Wants To Get You Pregnant; Put a Kid in you. Empty Their Balls in you.
“I’ll deadass Breed You ”
“Lol bro you’re buggin”
Breed You by Theleadingofmanana March 24, 2019
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You breed with the mouth of a goat 

You talk dirty when you have sex.

Originates from the idea of goats whispering lewd things in young women and old men's ears.
Castiel: You breed with the mouth of a goat!
One of the Winchesters: Wut?
Castiel: It's funnier in Enochian.

damn papa you a rare breed 

Something you say when random old men slide into your dms or comment on your photos before you block them. it's from the song, 'Streets', by Doja Cat.
45 year old man : You're so pretty, wanna come over?
Amy: Damn papa you a rare breed

i bread you 

I like you in a non gae way.
I bread you so much!
i bread you by Matt's Baby May 17, 2018

Breed 'em Young 

Slang term for Brigham Young University.

Refers to the propensity of Mormons to marry early, and breed lots and lots of little Mormons early in their marriages.
School Counselor: Claire, I know you're 35 pounds over-weight, and totally dig carmel bon bons, but honestly, Breed 'em Young just isn't for you. Have you thought about Utah Valley Tech?
Breed 'em Young by Kenny Snowball February 27, 2008

rock the mic ´till you bleed 

A: "Yo Laura... let´s keep dancing... why are you so keen on taking me to the pub´s bog once more... what´s the deal?"
B: "Don´t be such a pussy, I just wanna rock the mic ´till you bleed."

Beat you till you bleed 

A threat, designed to convey the how much trouble a child is in and how angry the parent is.
If you smash that toy against the floor again, I'll beat you till you bleed.
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