breathie 

Combination of "selfie" and "breath," describing the act of smelling your own breath by cupping your hand in front of your mouth while simultaneously exhaling and inhaling slowly. It is similar to a "selfie" because you are taking a snapshot of your self; in this case, your breath.

I woke up and took a breathie of my morning breath. Result? Disgusting: generally rude, with notes of horse manure.

breathie by Ae5Ea8 April 4, 2015

Breathie 

A personal breathalyzer. Typically refers to a small, pocket-sized or keychain breathalyzer and not a large police-grade unit.

After drinking a giant margarita I blew a 0,12 on my breathie.

Breathie by Four Loko Frat Guy October 2, 2023

The Breathe Act 

The act during anal sex of deep breathing and relaxing the sphincter, releasing all kinds of shit from custody and allowing it to shoot out the anus (Alabama Appleseed) at cock release and withdrawal.

Brah, I thought butt sex with Gina was going hot hot hot…And THEN she did The Breathe Act!…DEEEEEMN!…shit released everywhere!

The Breathe Act by Panama Pucker December 20, 2021

*breathes in* boi 

A SpongeBob meme used to show stupidity and obvious stuff.
While your hands are in a prayer state while you breathe in and then out and then while hands in same state point down or at the person or at the thing you are showing.
Etc.

*breathes in* boi

*breathes in* boi by coolsalv001 October 27, 2016

I can't breatheeee!!! 

Last words of a man with a 360 pound woman sitting on his face!

Big Mabel heard a strangled cry from little Melvin, I can't breatheeee!!!

I can't breatheeee!!! by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2020

who invented breathing 

The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.

person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”

who invented breathing by kittykittymeowmeowpur January 11, 2021

cheese-breather 

a derogatory term for a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat but still eats other animal products. The term was coined by vegans to criticize vegetarians for not caring enough about animals to abstain from all animal products.

Vegetarian: I would go vegan, but cheese is just SO delicious
Vegan: You disgust me you cheese-breather, you don't actually care about animals

cheese-breather by Choose Compassion Always April 1, 2020