breathing dragon

a breathing dragon is when you smack a girl in the back of the head during a blowjob as you "climax"

I gave my wife a breathing dragon and now I sleep on the couch.

by Baker November 19, 2004

jizz breathing dragon

When someone performing oral sex spits the male's own ejaculation into their face.

"Man, just when I thought I got a nice BJ, this hood rat gave me the jizz breathing dragon. My eyes nearly got stuck shut."

"Call me a sick bastard, but I was hoping I'd get a jizz breathing dragon as a birthday present, but she swallowed instead. I wish my girlfriend could be more adventurous."

by Dr. Walter Fanchy September 21, 2014

cock breathing dragon

When a girl sucks a guys dick violently, vigorously and gags on every stroke, because she wants to fuck the guy but the guys not interested or is too hammered to fuck and just wants to sleep but the girl won't take no for an answer.

By Ryan Hillenbrand

Willmar, mn

Dude that troll i met at the bar lastnight, was a cock breathing dragon. She gave great head but freaked out when I wouldn't stick it in her!

by Ryan hillenbrand 91 March 6, 2017

alaskan fire breathing dragon

when the guy shits and jizzes in the girls mouth and then ducktapes her mouth shut and tickles her untill it comes out of her nose and burns.

i gave ur mom a alaskan fire breathing dragon last night and she's pretty beat up.

by asfdsdaf May 6, 2010

Bear-Breathing Dragon

OH SNAP!
It's a Bear-Breathing Dragon
(It breathes out bears instead of flames)

That Jazz will kill you worse than deadlines.

Like... a LOT worse.

Even in the world of dragons, everyone watches their backs for the Bear-Breathing Dragon.

by Uwosciguy April 4, 2010

Water Breathing Dragon

When you insert a hose in the rectum/vaginal cavity and turn it on.

I can’t wait to try the Water Breathing Dragon with my girl.

by RandomUser03737 June 4, 2021

fire breathing dragon

immmediately following ejaculation during oral sex, a man covers a womans mouth and punches her in the stomach, causing the ejaculate to be expelled through the nasal passage. it appears that she has magically transformed into a medieval beast. this is only to be performed by brave knights. (see also: smoking dragons breath)

"hey sean. what's that mess on the wall?" "oh that. last night i slayed a fire breathing dragon on the couch."

by sean_517 August 5, 2006