Breastinitis 

A female that suffers from overly large breasts.

Wow Jennifer's breasts are unordinarily largeBreastinitis

Breastinitis by Dr.TitsMcgee March 22, 2009

Breastivities 

The proceedings or events of a social gathering especially for pleasure or amusement in which idealized examples of the female gender is strongly represented.

"My sister's 21st birthday party is this Saturday. Her whole sorority will be there! You coming?"

"No. I have to have dinner with my family."

"You'd rather have dinner with your family than partake in the breastivities?"

Breastivities by Jocelyn_pinkpassport January 16, 2009

Beastinitis

An affliction where the symptom is being a beast.

That guy just knocked that other guy out in one punch! I bet he suffers from beastinitis!

Beastinitis by beastinitis May 10, 2011

breastinitus 

when men can’t be motivated until they see breasts

I feel so unmotivated i think I have breastinitus

breastinitus by Breastinitus December 12, 2021

Breastination

When you have arrived at your chosen breastaurant.

Hey bro, what's the breastination for tonight?

Breastination by De Lorean February 3, 2017

Breastination

The final stop on the way to the breasts, usually on a 3rd date.

Sophie and I were having a good time at the movies, when the idea of a breastination came into my head.

Breastination by backotruck December 18, 2012