Breakstacy 

Waking up on a bender and having ecstasy for breakfast.

That was a big night let’s keep the bender going chuck on the kettle and bust out the Breakstacy

Breakstacy by Gavatron001 August 18, 2023

Breastacles 

A manly display of courage, defiance, self determination or other unexpected act of standing up for ones self by the female of the human species.

I asked her to dance and she quickly put me in my place...now there's a pair of breastacles!

Breastacles by Doc Breger October 30, 2007

breastalyzer test 

A test conducted, usually by males, to examine the level of voluptuousness of a female's breast. As of the 28th of November in the year of 2012, a woman, at any time, must submit to this examination upon request by a male.

Female: Charlie gave me a breastalyzer test last night
Male: Is that legal?
Female: Yes, as of November 28, 2012 it became law in the United States.

breastalyzer test by BillCrocket December 5, 2012

Breastacle 

A woman's breast being the centre of attention whether intentionally or not.

Suzy had become quite the breastacle around the office lately.

Breastacle by Barry DeBeers September 16, 2014

breastacular 

Spectacular breasts

I have to admit on first sight you’re breastacular!

breastacular by BEingEatEn August 22, 2018

breastacles 

Another word for breasts, usually used by creepy or dirty minded people.

I want to stroke her breastacles.

breastacles by Sarah Setzer September 16, 2008

breastacle 

similar to a 'breast', but covered in tentacles; hence the compound word 'breastacle'

most notable for the fact that when you grab one, it can grab you right back.

'Time to cop me a feel of that there breastacle'
*grabs breastacle, in the belief it will somehow endear the female to him*
'Oh motherFUCKER. It just grabbed me back! It's at times like these that i reflect upon the terms IRONIC and COMEUPPANCE.'

breastacle by fine_dine_decca August 13, 2009