Breastacle 

A woman's breast being the centre of attention whether intentionally or not.

Suzy had become quite the breastacle around the office lately.

Breastacle by Barry DeBeers September 16, 2014

breastacle 

similar to a 'breast', but covered in tentacles; hence the compound word 'breastacle'

most notable for the fact that when you grab one, it can grab you right back.

'Time to cop me a feel of that there breastacle'
*grabs breastacle, in the belief it will somehow endear the female to him*
'Oh motherFUCKER. It just grabbed me back! It's at times like these that i reflect upon the terms IRONIC and COMEUPPANCE.'

breastacle by fine_dine_decca August 13, 2009

brastache 

The indentation in a woman's skin, usually below and between the breasts, made by a tight, underwire bra. This indentation can sometimes resemble a mustache.

I took my girl's bra off and couldn't help but laugh at her brastache!

brastache by leporinis December 16, 2008

breastages 

1. plural of breasts
2. two or more boobs
3. not only one boob

My breastages are so huge that they are coming out of my shirt.

breastages by lola May 17, 2004

breasticles 

The rounded organs situated on a female chest. They come in many shapes and sizes and are often used for persuasion.

Look at the breasticles on her!

breasticles by Dan Tutty March 4, 2004

Breastaliser 

A drunkeness test that can be used on men, which is much cheaper than a breathaliser. All you need to do to judge how much he's had to drink is to get a girl with large boobs to ask him a question and then see how long it takes him to look up at her face and answer.

1 second is normal
2 seconds is about 3 pints
3 or more is hammered

"Dude, you look a bit drunk, I think I'd better drive."

"Nah, don't be stufid, I'm prefectly okydoke to, um, drive."

"No way man I'd better use the breastaliser on you. Michelle, get your ass over here!"

Breastaliser by Wingy August 1, 2006

breasticles 

Breasts which, at one time, were very large but have become saggy, thus resembling testicles.

"Don't let your mom on the trampoline! She'll beat herself to death with those breasticles!"

breasticles by HairFarmer January 18, 2008