Cowboy Breakfast

A quick, high-protein, solo, breakfast (or anytime) meal option where you throw your legs up and jack off into your mouth.

I was running low on fuel and had to get moving, so i settled for the Cowboy Breakfast.

by Edgar Christianson February 02, 2017

cowboy breakfast

A leak and a look around

We were in a hurry, so we only had time for a cowboy breakfast.

by JasonQG December 30, 2007

Breakfast Cowboy

Waking up to a sexual act, especially a blowjob.

Rachel woke me up with a Breakfast Cowboy, I might just marry her!

by bruhhurb December 03, 2020

Breakfast Cowboy

Waking up to a sexual act, especially a blowjob.

I woke up to Rachel giving me a Breakfast Cowboy, I might just propose tomorrow!

by bruhhurb December 03, 2020