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Break the Pencil 

Break the pencil is a sexual game where one member (usually male) has an erection and balances on it. The male, or the pencil, is usually suspended in the air with the tip of his dick touching the floor. Then one by one women will sit on the man's back until the suspension system breaks, causing the man to fall with his dick snapping in two like a pencil.
Dave: "What did you and Chelsea's friends do last night?"

Isaac:"We played break the pencil."
Dave:" Oh. How did you do?"
Isaac:"I only managed one..."
Break the Pencil by Loveme May 24, 2016
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Break The Pencil

The other thing preschoolers do when they're not holding their breath during a temper-tantrum.

A bowel movement on the internet started by people aged 5 and under wanting to be recognized as real artists despite being, and supporting, promptoids.

Mostly ragebait, but it is unclear neither how much nor which of it is due to the sheer amount of layers to the irony and number of dipshits involved at this point.

Usually involves some attempt to either poke fun at real artists for being "luddites who won't get with the times" or conversely involves defacing their work outright (usually with, but not limited to: 67, israeli/mossad imagery, faces of benjamin netanyahu and jeffrey epstein), both done using generative ai obviously.

Retaliation against this is usually followed by wishes of suicide, slurs and other colorful language as is common with other neonazi-adjacent internet trolls.
promptoid: *slop image of copyrighted character breaking a pencil* ai is the future of art, pencilslop will never make this. Break The Pencil

most responses: no stfu

promptoid: kys

Break The Pencil

The thing that preschoolers do when throwing a temper tantrum.

Also the name of a recent internet bowel movement started by individuals, aged 5 and under, who either claim to (for ragebait purposes) or sometimes truly want the same level of recognition as real artists despite being, and supporting, promptoids.

Mostly ragebait, as stated, but it's almost impossible to distinguish between instances which are genuine or not given the sheer amount of layers to the irony and number of dipshits involved (some are genuine unfortunately).

Usually involves harassment, either in the form of pro-genAI propaganda taking a jab at artists for "being luddites who won't get with the times", or conversely involves outright defacing people's work publicly (vandalism often includes but is not limited to: israeli/mossad imagery, 67, faces of benjamin netanyahu and jeffrey epstein).

Retaliation against the harassment and any criticism is usually met with wishes of suicide, slurs and other colorful language as is common with many other neonazi-adjacent internet trolls.
promptoid: *slop picture of copyrighted character breaking a comically large pencil* pencilslop could never make this. Break The Pencil

most responses: stfu, go back to playing subway surfers or smth

promptoid: kys

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026