Break the Pencil 

Break the pencil is a sexual game where one member (usually male) has an erection and balances on it. The male, or the pencil, is usually suspended in the air with the tip of his dick touching the floor. Then one by one women will sit on the man's back until the suspension system breaks, causing the man to fall with his dick snapping in two like a pencil.

Dave: "What did you and Chelsea's friends do last night?"

Isaac:"We played break the pencil."
Dave:" Oh. How did you do?"
Isaac:"I only managed one..."

Break the Pencil by Loveme May 24, 2016

Break The Pencil

The other thing preschoolers do when they're not holding their breath during a temper-tantrum.

A bowel movement on the internet started by people aged 5 and under wanting to be recognized as real artists despite being, and supporting, promptoids.

Mostly ragebait, but it is unclear neither how much nor which of it is due to the sheer amount of layers to the irony and number of dipshits involved at this point.

Usually involves some attempt to either poke fun at real artists for being "luddites who won't get with the times" or conversely involves defacing their work outright (usually with, but not limited to: 67, israeli/mossad imagery, faces of benjamin netanyahu and jeffrey epstein), both done using generative ai obviously.

Retaliation against this is usually followed by wishes of suicide, slurs and other colorful language as is common with other neonazi-adjacent internet trolls.

promptoid: *slop image of copyrighted character breaking a pencil* ai is the future of art, pencilslop will never make this. Break The Pencil

most responses: no stfu

promptoid: kys

Break The Pencil by totally pretty day February 26, 2026

Break The Pencil

The thing that preschoolers do when throwing a temper tantrum.

Also the name of a recent internet bowel movement started by individuals, aged 5 and under, who either claim to (for ragebait purposes) or sometimes truly want the same level of recognition as real artists despite being, and supporting, promptoids.

Mostly ragebait, as stated, but it's almost impossible to distinguish between instances which are genuine or not given the sheer amount of layers to the irony and number of dipshits involved (some are genuine unfortunately).

Usually involves harassment, either in the form of pro-genAI propaganda taking a jab at artists for "being luddites who won't get with the times", or conversely involves outright defacing people's work publicly (vandalism often includes but is not limited to: israeli/mossad imagery, 67, faces of benjamin netanyahu and jeffrey epstein).

Retaliation against the harassment and any criticism is usually met with wishes of suicide, slurs and other colorful language as is common with many other neonazi-adjacent internet trolls.

promptoid: *slop picture of copyrighted character breaking a comically large pencil* pencilslop could never make this. Break The Pencil

most responses: stfu, go back to playing subway surfers or smth

promptoid: kys

Break The Pencil by totally pretty day February 26, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022