brasted

being so drunk that you fall on your face, break your teeth, and have to get braces.

I was brasted at Bajas last night.

by wasted, drunk, blacked out May 31, 2014

brasted

When an Asian is high as fuck, and starts to make fun of the way Asians talk, since Asians can't really say the letter "L" in most cases.

Oh shit, I am brasted. Pass me that brunt.

by General Tso is High October 19, 2015

Brasted

When an Asian is so high, they begin to imitate, and make fun of other Asians and the way speak. Given that many Asians can't really pronounce the letter "L".

I'm brasted as fuck, pass me that brunt Chun Li

by General Tso is High October 19, 2015

Get blasted!

a rallying cry to consume large quantities of alcohol in the hopes of becoming shit-faced drunk and blowing chunks; most commonly used in Wisconsin

"Hey you knobs! Get blasted!!!!!"

blasted drunk wasted hammered pissed plastered blitzed tanked intoxicated shit-faced

by Splooge Machine November 10, 2010

Flonger Blasted

When you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you're feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones asshole.

"I Flonger Blasted Suzie so hard last night."
"Oh yeah, I love getting Flonger Blasted."

by Xx_HACKER_xX December 12, 2015

Blasted Idiot

Someone who acts stupid.

"You blasted idiot, what's wrong with you?!"

by BM goes to jail March 20, 2010

Large Breasted Knob Gobbler

The Large Breasted Knob Gobbler is a majestic bird with large heaving breasts and most commonly feeds on knobs. You can most commonly find the Large Breasted Knob Gobbler in the city at night, searching for knobs to gobble. They are generally attracted to locations with flashy lights and loud noises, where they are most likely to find an ample source of knobs.

Waldo: "Holy Shit! Marge! Get over here quick! It's a Large Breasted Knob Gobbler on the neighbors stoop!!"

Marge: "Wow! Pull out your knob and I'll whistle the mating call!"

by Bilboliololo February 24, 2013