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Branik is a barnacle, once you know a Branik you can’t get rid of him. They are very needy and drive very needy vehicles, so a Ford. If it’s not a manual it’s an inferior in the eyes of Branik. The rules he lives by is if they are flat skip them and If she’s not 380 she isn’t a lady. He works very hard at a pawn shop with an engineering degree. If you get on his bad side you will regret it. He has a good political stance. He is an authoritative figure with no authority.
What stinks, oh wait it’s Branik.
Branik by TileDk7 November 30, 2024
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Branik • brank • Branko • Branka • BRANKLE • Branis • branimal • branimir • Braniya • branking
Beer maker based in Czech republic.
It's praised as the best beer in the world by a specific brand of people. Usually students and factory workers both of whom appreciate it's low price, high performance and it being sold in 2L bottles thus making it a must have for every major Party.
"What's that beer you drinking?"
"That's Braník! The best beer in the world!"
"Based and Czech-pilled"
Braník by Drawax August 23, 2020
The sexiest guy of this millenium. All the girls want him, but he only wants one girl. Girls cum when they see him. he is the strongest and has the biggest abs you can find.
OMG! is that a Branko he/she/that is so sexy and hot, it must be a Branko.
As the name says-peace on the first place. But, deeply, in the middle of the smallest cell there is a big battle between two profiles. One is young fire and red wine, but other is quite ice and and romantic poet. Sometimes, the ice burns so strong like it will destroy everything and than creates more beautiful reality. His life is written like the most misterious story. Known, yet so unknown. He has the sweetest blood-like cherry wine. He has the deepest eyes-like the idea of space. He is an inspiration to the writer, a sun to the flower, a sea to the ships and sky to the stars. Everybody gets enchanted when they see him. But, he is enchanted with only one thing in life! There is no place where he doesn't belong. Wherever he's gone, there's missing. He can be everything he wants to be! He just needs to believe!

But there are always the ones who believe for him!
Timless is the name of Branimir's heart !
branimir by la1la1la1 March 22, 2017

Branislav 

A very attractive male. Typically from Serbia or Croatia. Very attractive, nice, friendly, outgoing, honest, trustworthy and is willing to help.
-Have you seen Branislav?

-OMG, yes! He is so hot!
Branislav by john-jacob93 December 6, 2012
Braniya is a funny pretty young lady she’s very overprotective over her family and friends braniya is a skinny girl who loves to dance she’s very talented in her own ways braniya can be a little silly some times and she would wanna beat yo ass If you den pissed her off but overall she cool asl she could be a friend you could vent too also and don’t care about what a hater got to say about her
Braniya-“don’t touch her”
Lil boi -what u gon do ?
Braniya-ima beat yo ass 😭😭
Braniya by Niyacapalot April 30, 2019
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murderhobo 

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