Brank 

A swedish word for the action of masterbating while taking a shit

That swedish guy is branking in the office bathroom again. I don't think he realizes that he's shaking the walls of the stalls.

Brank by Katolapse November 15, 2009

brank 

To eat extremely slowly, frequently causing others to wait while you finish your meal.

God its annoying when Adam branks

brank by Alan Ambrose June 13, 2006

brank 

To own somebody with such force it is comparable to being a subject of bukkake.

Guy #1: I totally owned this noob in Brawl with Sonic!

Guy #2: BRANK!!!

brank by HL2HouseMD March 31, 2008

brank 

A combination of the words bro and tank. It is a tank top worn by males that shows of the muscles they have.

Bro #1: Hey bro, nice tank! Have you been working out?

Bro #2: Its called a brank and yes I have bro! Thanks for checking my body and my clothes out!

brank by Abro2010 June 28, 2011

Brank 

A person who shows off, basically a show off!

Look at him he is a brank.

Brank by aimeeanimal99 August 25, 2018

brank 

When somebody uses a melee attack with a weapon in the game "Halo", or "Halo 2", for the Xbox.

"Stay there, and I'll brank you with this rocket launcher."

brank by Pomato September 17, 2006

Brank 

When you wank so hard that your dick breaks in half.

Bro, last night i went at it for so long that my dick is brank

Brank by Hacefully December 16, 2019