Guy 1: "Hey, do you know that brandoge?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's weird asf"
Guy 1: "Did you also know he sucks in programming?"
Guy 2: "Yea, I heard that.."
A rare Species of Brandons. Brandogs will eat your brain and crank 90s til the sun goes down. Brandogs enjoy eating the hot Cheeto Puffs with there crusty Cheeto Puff Hands.
To force fellacio on a friend, usually a best friend, while he is sleeping. If the friend wakens, a brandoneiser often times hides his cum guzzling ways by prentending to be 'sleep sucking,' and responding with phrases like, 'what is going on; gross!"
Dude, I fell asleep while watching MTV. When I woke up my buddy was brandoneising me like a wild man. I started to say something, but decided to pretend I was still sleeping so he would finish brandoneising.
To force felacio on a friend, usually a best friend, while he is sleeping. If the friend wakens, a brandoneiser often times hides his cum guzzling ways by prentending to be 'sleep sucking,' and responding with phrases like, 'what is going on; gross!"
Dude, I fell asleep while watching a video. When I woke up my friend was brandoneising me like no tomorrow!