Brandoge

An awful creature living in the Netherlands

Guy 1: "Hey do you know that Brandoge?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's weird asf"

by undeadhumanbeing August 27, 2018

Brandoge

An awful creature that lives in the Netherlands.

Guy 1: "Hey, do you know that brandoge?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's weird asf"
Guy 1: "Did you also know he sucks in programming?"
Guy 2: "Yea, I heard that.."

by undeadhumanbeing August 27, 2018

brandog

A rare Species of Brandons. Brandogs will eat your brain and crank 90s til the sun goes down. Brandogs enjoy eating the hot Cheeto Puffs with there crusty Cheeto Puff Hands.

Hey brandog pass over the Cheeto puffs.

by Brandogs February 15, 2022

brandoneis

To force fellacio on a friend, usually a best friend, while he is sleeping. If the friend wakens, a brandoneiser often times hides his cum guzzling ways by prentending to be 'sleep sucking,' and responding with phrases like, 'what is going on; gross!"

Dude, I fell asleep while watching MTV. When I woke up my buddy was brandoneising me like a wild man. I started to say something, but decided to pretend I was still sleeping so he would finish brandoneising.

by dr.b December 10, 2008

brandoneis

To force felacio on a friend, usually a best friend, while he is sleeping. If the friend wakens, a brandoneiser often times hides his cum guzzling ways by prentending to be 'sleep sucking,' and responding with phrases like, 'what is going on; gross!"

Dude, I fell asleep while watching a video. When I woke up my friend was brandoneising me like no tomorrow!

by dr.b December 9, 2008

Brandoned

Taking intoxication to new animalistic levels. A step further than 'Wheritted', but not quite as far as 'Brothers Brandoned'

"Dude, you were Brandoned after that Absolute Chambulls in Voddy Revs last night."

"I did 5 boxes of Country Manor - I was totally Brandoned"

by Wh88 November 22, 2009

Brandoned

When one of your friends start dating the girl you like.

Yo Todd brandoned me and started dating Jessica

by SeñorPancakes July 25, 2020