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Brandoge 

An awful creature that lives in the Netherlands.
Guy 1: "Hey, do you know that brandoge?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's weird asf"
Guy 1: "Did you also know he sucks in programming?"
Guy 2: "Yea, I heard that.."
Brandoge by undeadhumanbeing August 27, 2018
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A rare Species of Brandons. Brandogs will eat your brain and crank 90s til the sun goes down. Brandogs enjoy eating the hot Cheeto Puffs with there crusty Cheeto Puff Hands.
Hey brandog pass over the Cheeto puffs.
brandog by Brandogs February 15, 2022

brandoneis 

To force fellacio on a friend, usually a best friend, while he is sleeping. If the friend wakens, a brandoneiser often times hides his cum guzzling ways by prentending to be 'sleep sucking,' and responding with phrases like, 'what is going on; gross!"
Dude, I fell asleep while watching MTV. When I woke up my buddy was brandoneising me like a wild man. I started to say something, but decided to pretend I was still sleeping so he would finish brandoneising.
brandoneis by dr.b December 10, 2008

brandoneis 

To force felacio on a friend, usually a best friend, while he is sleeping. If the friend wakens, a brandoneiser often times hides his cum guzzling ways by prentending to be 'sleep sucking,' and responding with phrases like, 'what is going on; gross!"
Dude, I fell asleep while watching a video. When I woke up my friend was brandoneising me like no tomorrow!
brandoneis by dr.b December 9, 2008

Brandoned 

Taking intoxication to new animalistic levels. A step further than 'Wheritted', but not quite as far as 'Brothers Brandoned'
"Dude, you were Brandoned after that Absolute Chambulls in Voddy Revs last night."

"I did 5 boxes of Country Manor - I was totally Brandoned"
Brandoned by Wh88 November 22, 2009

Brandoned 

When one of your friends start dating the girl you like.
Yo Todd brandoned me and started dating Jessica
Brandoned by SeñorPancakes July 25, 2020