Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Related Words
bandolero
outlaw who lives by plunder taking what ever they want whenever they want esecially a member of a band of marauders(street term:old school cholo,O.G.,or bad a##)
bandolero by Antonio M. T. November 9, 2008
Brandol
Brandol is the most understanding and caring person you’ll ever meet. He will stop what he’s doing and make time to listen to you whether it’s something important or just to spill the tea. He has the power to make anyone laugh or smile and that’s a great quality he has and makes him as a person. He will stand up for you because he truly cares for ones being. When you need someone to talk to he's the person to go to because he will open up your eyes and see the situation from a both sides and give you the best advice you need to hear. Now when it comes to being in a relationship he’s the most committed guy. You can be yourself around him and he won’t judge you. He will go out of his way and make sure that his significant other is fine and if there’s something wrong he’ll do anything to fix it. He’s very sweet and caring. He’s not scared to show his emotions towards his significant other because we wants to have honesty between one another and make sure that neither is hiding their feelings. He’s straight up and let’s you know when somethings bothering him. Brandol can also be a bit of a freak and will say what’s in his mind but that’s just how he is. Overall you can say that he’s the most sweet and outstanding person you’ll ever meet.
Brandol by Candy kisses<3 June 5, 2019
brandley
synonymous with dictator, shows massive abuse of power, characterized by an abstract sense of discipline, sometimes referred to as a megalomaniac. Use this name to describe anyone who falls under these standards. People who refuse to listen or believe any standpoint but their own may also be referred to by this name.
"My boss is so brandley, she had me suspended from work for a month without pay when i yawned in front of her."
"My mom was really brandley today she grounded me for coughing at the dinner table."
"My mom was really brandley today she grounded me for coughing at the dinner table."
brandley by Seniors '07 November 10, 2008
Miss Brandley
Vice principal of Bishop Feehan High school in Attleboro Mass. synonymous with dictator, shows massive abuse of power, characterized by an abstract sense of discipline, sometimes referred to as a megalomaniac. Use this name to describe anyone who falls under these standards. People who refuse to listen or believe any standpoint but their own may also be referred to by this name.
"My boss was such a Kate Brandley today, she had me suspended for a month without pay when i yawned in front of her."
"My mom pulled a Miss Brandley today, she grounded me for coughing at the dinner table."
"My mom pulled a Miss Brandley today, she grounded me for coughing at the dinner table."
Miss Brandley by Seniors '07 November 10, 2008
brandoneis
To force fellacio on a friend, usually a best friend, while he is sleeping. If the friend wakens, a brandoneiser often times hides his cum guzzling ways by prentending to be 'sleep sucking,' and responding with phrases like, 'what is going on; gross!"
Dude, I fell asleep while watching MTV. When I woke up my buddy was brandoneising me like a wild man. I started to say something, but decided to pretend I was still sleeping so he would finish brandoneising.
brandoneis by dr.b December 10, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026