Skip to main content

Classic Brandi

A ‘Classic Brandi’ is the act of presenting info as fact, only to very quickly realize those facts are false.
Shawn’s belief that the Game of Thones finale was this weekend was a ‘Classic Brandi.’

Brando California

He created an app similar to tinder called farmersonly.com which he sold for $5.7 million dollars and moved back to his hometown of Imlay City where he reconnected with old school friends and now covers everyone's bar bill.
Have you met my friend, Brando California?
Oh god here comes Dammit Donald, Nick the Dick, and Brando California!

brando calrissian 

Usually a man named Brandon at birth but then reborn as Brando Calrissian as a reference to Star Wars.
Your new name, shall be Brando Calrissian...

Brandt & Cora

Goes from innocent to sexual to oh-my-god-make-it-stop. Will fizzle out eventually but everyone will still feel awkward around the two of them. Forever.
Check it out, they're pulling a Brandt & Cora.

Yeah...let's turn around before they see us.
Brandt & Cora by SharkBoy69 July 9, 2016

brand caddy 

Someone who purchases (expensive) Branded accessories for an activity without being able to do it, like Golf Caddies are weighed down with equipment but not actually playing.
“Yeah, Justin new deck is sick but he can’t even skate dude, he’s just a Brand Caddy.”
brand caddy by Budget Ninja August 21, 2014

Brand Clean 

I just took this shirt out of the dryer so it is brand clean.
Brand Clean by Sue-Sue-sudio June 16, 2022