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Brandchester United

Name of slack-jawed, knuckle-scraping pub team from Manchester, England.

Famously supported by no-one in the Manchester area. Infamously managed by sour-faced, Scottish alcoholic.

See also Manchester United
I never thought Brandchester United would lose Ronaldo to Real.

I'm glad Brandchester United didn't moan on and on and on like they usually do.
by Raymond Delauney June 21, 2008
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Bantchester United

Bantchester United aka history fc is a club polluted by shameless fans. They can finish 10th and still chat about winning the treble in 99 💀
Person 1: who do you support

Person 2: bantchester United
by Ermerok August 8, 2023
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