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Brand Name 

When you are relatively new to a given area, and nobody quite really knows your name (ex. Normally live in Western Mass then transfer schools to live in Boston) and you do something so absolutely fucked that the entire campus only knows you by what you've done and not your name.
kid1: yo, have you met my friend derik?
kid2: wait, is that the kid who cracked his head on concrete and had to get 8 staples in his skullplate?
kid1: yeah man thats him!
kid2: Fuck yeah!! he's fucking Brand Name now!
Brand Name by Brand0n September 26, 2005
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brand name size 

one size smaller than your actual size.
used to inform friends who want to give you clothes what size you want, but they'll get you a size larger, so it fits.
Eric: Hey Dave, I'm going to Abercrombie and Fitch. Lemme get you something. what's you size?
Dave: Uhhhh.... XL.
Eric: Brand Name XL?
Dave: ....Yes.
Eric: I'll get you a XXL.

Brand Name Size should not actually include saying 'size'.

brand name bitch

someone who wears only brand name clothing, or uses brand name products
Omg! tracey is such a brand name bitch! she won't wear anything other then billabong!
brand name bitch by <3Jen<3 June 25, 2006

Brand Name Pickup Lines 

Pickup lines that refer to brand names
Brand Name Pickup Lines
-Do you work at UPS because I could have sworn you were checking out my package
-Do you work at Subway because you just sold me a footlong
-Do you want to taste the rainbow, cuz i have some skittles in my mouth
-Did you have lucky charms for breakfast because you are lookin magically delicious
-Do you work at cingular, because you're rasin' my bar

Brand name girl 

Everyone knows who she is. She's a girl almost every guy has hooked up with. She's famous and infamous at the same time.
Brian: "Any hotties at the party last night"

Nick: "Just the usual brand name girls. No new meat"
Brand name girl by SSGenesis October 31, 2015

brand name whore 

A person who wears brand name clothing (usually with huge logos attached to it) and is willing to pay ridiculous amounts of money for the type of clothing they wear. They are usually worn by smelly fat kids who wear contacts and swears a lot to try and look more appealing and boost their ego to girls who never even bother to look at them.
"Look at that fat kid wearing the Quicksilver sweater sitting here with no friends around him."
"Yeah, what a brand name whore!"
brand name whore by AstroBlue June 12, 2006

Brand name sickness

When you get so sick and tired of seeing a fucking moose on everybody's shirt that you consider burning all you abercrombie clothes that used to be the shit in sixth grade, and spend tons of cash on other cheap ass brand name shit thats probs made in a sweatshop in china... just to get brand name sickness again...
Abercrombiho- oh my gosh! Isnt this shirt like so tots amaze!!! Just got it from holistr last night... Turn up!
NormalCivilizedFUCKnPerson- yah welll... Its not really special cuz eveyone wears it...
Abercrombiho- OMG your such a hipster!!

NormalCivilizedFUCKnPerson- no.... I just got brand name sickness...
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