Brand AIDS 

Its when someone loves a brand so much that he/she buys every product that brand introduces...

In the mall...

A: a Nivea facewash, a Nivea roll on, a Nivea cream, a Nivea aftershave, ....
B: Nivea Nivea Nivea??? WTF???
C: aaahm... He's having Brand AIDS with Nivea...

Brand AIDS by Kush_Colossus November 20, 2015

Brand Aids 

is a seasoning that is grounded up with the sexualy transmitted disease(STD) aids, it is used 2 season steaks, chickens, fish's, poltry, pork chops, and other meats.

"OMG TYLER, I BOUGHT BRAND AIDS AND IM USING IT TO SEASON MY CHICKEN"

Store Add: "Buy brand aids and you will get free roofies"

"OMG I GOT THAT BRAND AIDS, IM HIP NOW"

Brand Aids by SNAKEEYEZ22 February 16, 2010

band-AIDS 

A groupie who contracts HIV/AIDS from sleeping with a rock star.

Jen: What happened to you last night amber?
Amber: Oh my god! all i remember is getting on a bus with the fat drummer, bubba. I think i have band-AIDS now.
Jen: Shit! that sucks

band-AIDS by Honey Danforth October 2, 2006

Band Aids 

When one is so obsessed with a band that it almost gives them an actual disease.

Like Bieber Fever, but with other bands.

Dude, they've infected you with band aids.

Band Aids by neonrice August 15, 2011

band aids don't fix bullet holes 

When someone has been shot and band aids aren't the solution to the problem.

MAN1 shoots MAN2.
MAN2 drops to the floor and dies.
MAN1: Oh no you poor baby. Need a band aid?
MAN1: Oh wait band aids don't fix bullet holes.
MAN1: Haha i'm clever and you're dead.
MAN1: Rip bish.

band aids don't fix bullet holes by Miss. AnonymousPuns October 1, 2017

brandards

Combination of "brand" and "standards".

In an effort to strengthen our company's brand and drive a consistent message to our end-users, we require all franchisees to meet our brandards.

brandards by soccer2ya March 9, 2014

putting bandaids on bullet wounds

1) To apply extremely limited resources to resolve massive problems. 2) To try to fix an extremely large problem, usually caused by some idiot (ie. your boss) that you are expected to pull some fairy dust out of your ass to fix.

Eric: What's going on man?
Bryan: Cleaning up this mess Antonia made.
Eric: Nothing you can't handle.
Bryan: Hardly. I will be putting bandaids on bullet wounds trying to keep this shit from going South.

putting bandaids on bullet wounds by blckexec January 24, 2015