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Branshitty 

Branchshitty is a poor teacher at Brentsville District High School who hates every student who’s opinion differs from his own. He fails students regularly because he doesn’t agree with them.
Man, did you get Branshitty?
Branshitty failed me because I don’t agree with his opinions.
Branshitty by 11234235323 March 21, 2020

brainsick muzik 

Wicked Rap label created by twisted insane
Brainsick muzik go hard nigga
brainsick muzik by mr.noitalll January 7, 2014

brainslip 

what happens when you're trying to think about something, but you're brain either
a) just won't engage, or

b) does engage, but won't provide any traction for your thoughts
Steve - Hey Bob, what's the ... uhhh ...
Bob - Out with it dude.
Steve - Dunno man. Total brainslip.

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Joanne - Hey Suzie, how's your term paper coming along?
Suzie - Its not. I can sit for hours and think about it, but I just get total brainslip
Joanne - Haha ... just like the clutch in your old Datsun used to slip after you ground the gears out learning to drive.
Suzie - (moans) Oh, its worse than that!!
brainslip by karbyn February 11, 2010

brainspin 

The inability to sleep because of your mind fixating on a thought.
The Lost finale gave me brainspin and I wasn't able to sleep all night.
brainspin by Loogaroo June 24, 2010
Word of the Day on March 10, 2011

brainspike 

Verb: the act of watching a particular series (usually but not always anime) of episodes or movies in a row.
(especially the ENTIRE series at once)
Noun: the series to be watched.

Originated from Eau Claire, Wisconsin. It was created as a more polite/useable form of mindfuck (which means the same thing) by the local university's anime organization. Apparently watching many hours of anime episodes straight does something to you in the head.
Verb: Remember when we brainspiked Eva last month?

Noun: The brainspike starts at 6 and ends four days later.
brainspike by Vela May 9, 2004

Brainshart 

Similar to the brainfart, it is the inability to even remember the slightest bit of what you were talking about to the point where someone wonders if you *actually* shit your pants while thinking.
When describing his dog, Rufus had a brainshart and immediately went into a 20 year coma.
Brainshart by Taterbutthole December 27, 2009
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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