Brainglove

A type of shitty thought you can have but you don't really take serious. Like dropping a baby or jumping off a cliff while standing on the edge. Or all the other bad thing people think about.

"What if I just drop this baby?"
"You gotta go eazy with those braingloves"

"Man, I've been suffering from a lot of braingloves lately"
"Just think about happy thoughts"

Brainglove by Dr. August Dekoter May 22, 2023

brainflower 

brain·flow·er
/brān ,ˈflou(ə)r/

noun

woven together to create dreams; a unique quality or skill-set that is possessed by a human being, often shared enthusiastically with the world for the purpose of stimulating imagination and creativity through a process known as watering the brainflower's.

Lack of "water" in today's age has lead to the vast majority of brainflower's being relatively small and hard to detect. Only the individual who is the essence of the brainflower can identify it, water it, and make it grow. Awareness is water, and it's spreading like wildfire.

Discovered, January 2017 in Denver, CO ~ by a community known as Dreamweavers~MMIC.

Over 7.4 billion were in existence at the time of the exciting discovery.

"Hey Tim, thanks for taking some time to calm me down and talk sense into me. I feel clear, and ready to take action with a sense of confidence, knowing that I am making the right decision." ~ Kevin

"Anytime Kevin, I am naturally patient and a good listener, so I do this with everyone I meet -It is my brainflower and I am happy you enjoy it" ~ Tim

"Wow, that is really cool - I am naturally good with numbers and financial planning. Moving forward, I will enthusiastically share this skill-set for the purpose of improving the lives of others, it is free and easy to do so when others are sharing in return, thank you for helping me water my brainflower, Tim!" ~ Kevin

brainflower by dreamweavers~MMIC February 17, 2017

Braingle 

A medical condition in which your brain "dangles" in your skull. The symptoms of a braingle include long, drawn out stories that don't ever really come to a conclusion. They just ... fade out and lose people.

Tom told me this really long story the other day... The story just went on and on and it was such an obvious braingle that I had to just walk away.

Braingle by Shopwrecker April 15, 2009

Brainchovey 

Someone with a very active imagination and can base their ideas on something, but something that has no foundation in reality.

"Listen to that brainchovey over there."

"Yeah, you'd almost think he knows what he's talking about."

Brainchovey by Bradford MacLeod February 26, 2008

Brangelover

the end of the romance / marriage between Brat Pitt & Angelina Jolie - better known to the tabloids and E news as 'Brangelina'

"did you hear Brat Pitt & Angelina Jolie have split up?"

"No"

"Yeah it's Brangelover for them!"

Brangelover by Mr flobby February 15, 2010

bringovers

When your girl leaves leftovers at your place and swears she will bring them home but keeps forgetting them every time. Then you offer to bring them to her house.

Her: i left my leftovers 😂😂😂
Me: They can become bringovers

bringovers by saikoo February 8, 2026