Brain Touch

(Verb) To touch someone on their penis with your mind using psychic abilities

“Hey troy, watch me brain touch this guy. He’s gonna be so confused.”

by Dr.ProfessorSirLevi February 24, 2021

braindouching

Not too unlike brainwashing, but using a stronger form of brainwashing.

{Near-present tense} to braindouche
{Past tense} having been braindouched

Rikers was subject to a technique rather historically inaccurately referred to as braindouching.

by Telephony September 4, 2013

Braindouchery

The act of observing something so horrific or stupid, the only possible way to stop seeing it is to put a douche in your ear and squeeze.

The way your brother tried to masturbate with a razor is braindouchery.

by Azekual009 January 7, 2011

braindouche

Someone with a restricted mental capacity, i.e. anyone using the internet seriously.

That Gary Sinise is such a braindouche.

by bible April 29, 2005