They are all hermaphrodites that are suuuper thiccccc. They are Also diagnosed with scoliosis and are sped. Their hobbies consist of listening to m and m and logic and shotgunning beers. They also wakes up chris breezy everymorning. He has no hoes cuz he has a 1 inch tooth gap.

DId you know that BRACKET has a pussy??

bracket by sir sped the third September 27, 2019

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bracket

Cockney lingo for nose

i.e your nose looks like an angle bracket sticking out of your face. Example:

"I gave 'im a punch in the bracket"

bracket by Vectis March 17, 2022

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bracket

Cockney lingo for nose

i.e your nose looks like an angle bracket sticking out of your face. Example:

"I gave 'im a punch in the bracket"

bracket by Vectis March 17, 2022

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Bracket buster

A bracket buster is a result in a tournament in which a favorite loses a knockout game. The team, commonly projected to go on deep into the tournament, messes up brackets when eliminated.

Did you see Duke lose that game? Total bracket buster.

Bracket buster by Bonquishi June 18, 2014

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Bracket vioce

To comment on someones stupid/illogical action in a third person point of view to make fun of them, sometimes in a sarcastic manner. When using the bracket voice one must over pronounce every word they are saying for maximum effect.

When in text format add brackets to the words you want to say in the bracket voice.

Matt: "Where should i take us?"
Dana: "Drive to the main beach"
(Matt takes the long way)
Dana: "(He takes the stupid way!)"
Matt: hahaha the bracket vioce!

Corey: "I love my car so much, its gonna get me so much pussy!"
Matt: "(He thinks hes sweet)"

John: "(The Leafs loose again!)"

Bracket vioce by CropDuster33 November 2, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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