Braasched

In sport, when a man beats a woman in a challenge. Named after Karsten Braasch. In 1998, Venus and Serena Williams claimed they could beat any man ranked outside the top 200. Braasch, ranked 203, then defeated Serena 6-1 and Venus, 6-2.

"Mr. Thomas braasched all those female swimmers."

by starvie March 20, 2022

bausched

the repetition of a story so many times that those immediately around you are able to repeat it verbatim, including your own embellishments, thus making the story become epic whether its legend worthy or not.

Cory bausched up his days playing club football where he "averaged 6 sacks a game" and "once blocked a punt with the opposing team's guard" .

by AgentPantz February 26, 2008

breached shit

The really annoying shit that comes out and lands in the bowl sideways, so it won't flush, which then requires you to use a toilet plunger to straight it up so it goes down.

Man, I just took a breached shit. Hope you don't mind all the shit all over your toilet brush...

by archane January 18, 2008

braasch

an ugly stuck up whore who thinks she's amazing because she's rich and flirts with every guy she meets.

Mike: Dude did you see that snotty bitch back there?

Dave: Yeah, she's a total Braasch.

by anthonyyyy May 6, 2011

bausched

The act of having your flight delayed by a mind-boggling combination of weather, act of god, flight crew timing out, plane maintenance, etc... This happens to you no matter how well you plan or pray for easy travel.

When trying to fly home from a job interview in Washington D.C., Roy was bausched as his flight was delayed by lightly falling snow (less than 1/2 inch), then a storm system stopped another plane from reaching Washington to fly him home, and finally his flight crew timed out on the Tarmac. The airline was completely unapologetic.

by FBomb07 January 10, 2009

breached turd

A big, hard turd laying sideways that hurts like hell to push out.

"Dude, after all that sushi and beer last night, I was shocked to wake up and struggle knocking out a breached turd !"

by Sr Bolsa Buena November 13, 2013

Breached sea level

When you take an epic dump, you turn to look in the toilet, and the massive pile of crap is above the water level in the toilet bowl.

Can also be used as "Breaching", if in the current process of taking a dump.

Guy #1 "Dude! I totally just Breached sea level in your toilet!"

Guy #2 "Holy Crap!"

Guy #1 "That's what I said!"

by remotenightowl October 7, 2012