A 13-19 year old male who, according to society, is good for nothing more than smoking marijuana, playing video games, getting girls pregnant, and causing all of societies problems, even the ones they have nothing to do with. According to most people, they are so stupid they have trouble counting to ten with their fingers and fail at everything miserably. According to society, they are useless shits that get worse until they hit age 25, at which point they magically turn into a completely different person.
Person 1: What about that politcal corruption, eh?
Person 2: Damn teenage boys are behind it all... somehow.
Male of the species 13-?(it is greatly unknown until at what age a guy grows out of his instincts of pubescent idiocy). Often identified by moronic immature actions, obscenity , hormones so thick in their blood you can practically smell them, and obliviousness to the world around him.
The other day I watched 3 teenage boys in a shopping cart racing down a dirt hill, they crashed at the bottem.
They still color on the faces in our textboooks. That should've started and ended in 5th grade.
Guys just can't seem to take a hint! would it kill them to pay attention once and a while. The report was due yesterday, we have homework tonight, I smiled, I flipped my hair, I wore your favorite color today, and all you can pay attention to is that racy picture of Megan Fox on your binder.
Males age 13-? (the year at which a male out grows his immaturity is yet to be defined). They know what they want because what they want will last forever. some have their lives planned out, but others know it will never happen the way it should. they love to attempt to get some, pretend they are the "bomb diggity", try new things, and do what their friends tell them to no matter how it will make them look or long term consequences.
Connor is a teenage boy, so he has to know who he will have a child with and then marry.
A teenage boy named "Tyler". Laid back teenager mostly founds at campfires. Likes smoothguitar tunes. Always around chicks, but never successful. Likes to do the "Shaka sign" WAY TOO OFTEN.
Teenage Boy Tyler: "Yo girls are you up for a bonfire at the beach tonight? That's dooooope *Shaka sign*."
Sarah pitiful: "Sooooorry, we are already at Hot Josh's party!"
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.