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Big Boy Shorts 

A piece of clothing often worn by kids who beat up infants with boxing gloves in the playground. It is a sign of raw strength and power to all preteens or tweens.
Jerry McFuckface: Hey, here comes Walter with his Big Boy Shorts!
Gary Pussington: Shit, we better skrrt, homie!
Big Boy Shorts by BadNightmarez November 8, 2018

short boy appreciation day 

December 22nd is short boy appreciation day, so send this to all your short guy friends.
Stacy: oh hey Joe, it's short boy Appreciation day!
Joe: bruh I'm not that short

Kiss a short boy day 

On December 3 people are supposed to kiss every shirt boy that they find.
Girl: Hey random short dude! It’s kiss a short boy day so, muah!

Short Boy Magic 

For men 5”8 and under—we’re not y’all but we have other body parts to compensate ;) and will treat u better than anyone ever can
Girl #1: Sam is so short, I’m not dating someone that’s 5”6
Girl #2: He really has that short boy magic tho

Favourite Shirts (Boy Meets Girl) 

Time can't afford no time
Can't afford the rhyme
Never mind, someday maybe
Boy meets girl
And love, love is on it's way
Boy meets girl
Boy meets girl
Bang, feel a little love
Carino dime
Never mind, someday Terry
Feel the pain
Hit, feel, rap, sweat
Why, feel the floor
Sweets for my way
Boy meets girl
Boy meets girl
Why, feel the floor
Sweets for my way
Boy meets girl
Boy meets girl
Feel the rhyme
Take the time
Go fighting to the top
Go number one
Stick a honey bun
Your mind begins to flop
How take in steam
Recall your dream
Hey Camisas
Your favorite shirt is on the bed
Do a somersault on your head

Favourite Shirts (Boy Meets Girl)

Short Boy Surprise 

A short kid that has a huge Dick
Why are you dating David he's so short

He has a Short Boy Surprise ;)
Short Boy Surprise by TheWordlyMan January 21, 2023