A young adult male who is just really bad at life in general, usually through no fault of their own. A boyfailure is typically socially awkward, absent-minded or otherwise "stupid" to a ridiculous degree, extremely lonely (willingly or not), or (more commonly) a combination of the three. Their ineptitude is considered cute or endearing by some and the term is usually not meant to be insulting, even though it inherently is. Also called "Boyfail."
"Do you ever just want to take a boyfailure under your wing and take care of him?"
"Damn right I do."
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.