Boxymoron

A person who situates his fat ass near any standard electronic device, whether it be a computer, T.V., etc.

Usually, these beings have ADD.

No example. it is self-explanatory.

by Boxymoron February 12, 2005

Oxymoron

An Oxymoron is two words, or a compound word, with contradictory definitions. The most commonly-used example of an oxymoron is 'jumbo shrimp,' as a shrimp is small by definition and therefore cannot be jumbo.

More oxymorons:
Government ethics
Friendly fire
Pretty ugly
United Nations
Hamburger
Urban Dictionary
Holy war

by Corn Goblin June 6, 2017

botoxymoron

someone who goes under the knife in an attempt to look better/younger/faster than before, and yet emerges strangely ... not.

"Poor Melanie Griffith, she's such a botoxymoron. Bitch needs to stop with the injections before her face swells beyond all recognition and the corners of her lips meet at the back of her head."

by westward ho June 18, 2007

foxymoron

A very intelligent girl that is so hot that it is immediately assumed that she is an idiot.

Danica McKellar the attractive, mathematical genius that played Winnie Cooper on the Wonder Years is a foxymoron.

by Dodgrblu June 3, 2010

oxymoron

Two words that conflict with each other. Two words which do not agree with each other.

Examples of an oxymoron:

Microsoft Works
United Nations
Political Correctness
Linux Complete
Music Television (MTV)
Living Dead
Artificial Reality
Rap Music

by Matthew Price March 1, 2003

Foxymoron

When somebody is physically attractive but a moron.

"That guy is a fool, super hot though"

"Yeah he’s definitely a foxymoron”

by WOW101 January 27, 2017

foxymoron

Of greek origin, this not so contradictory term is universally used to describe a brainless babe.........

See Gisele Bundchen

It took Paul just one date to realize Tiffany was a foxymoron.

by sheila in the car August 7, 2010