9 definitions by Boxymoron
A person who situates his fat ass near any standard electronic device, whether it be a computer, T.V., etc.
Usually, these beings have ADD.
Usually, these beings have ADD.
No example. it is self-explanatory.
by Boxymoron February 13, 2005
A sound effect on "Command & Conquer: Renegade" Multiplayer that signifies a kill, of which there are many different types: Assault-boink, Timed-boink, Snipe-boink, Nuke-boink, Ion-boink, Grenade-boink, Proximity-boink, Remote-boink, Pistol-boink, Laser-boink, Chain-boink, Lazchain-boink, P.I.C.-boink, Ramjet-boink, Shot-boink, Flame-boink, Flachet-boink, Tiberium Rifle-boink, Rocket-boink, Shell-boink, Arty-boink, Machine-boink, Mammy-boink, TibThrower-boink, Apache-boink, Stealth-boink, Orca-boink, Headshot-boink, Cheapshot-boink, and, finally, Bumper-boink (see Windshield Smearing).
by Boxymoron February 14, 2005
A state of mind that causes one's view of themselves and/or their surroundings to be degrading towards themselves. might be caused by a chemical imballance in the brain, but not always. Almost every person goes through a depressed state, but those who reside in depression more often than not must seek medical attention and counseling. If one person is depressed, it is advised to help them in any way you can. It will be greatly appreciated by the person, as it will give them a reason to go on, and it will give them a person to fall back on when they become depressed once again
by Boxymoron February 15, 2005
What a lawyer officially becomes once he has stepped out of a perfectly fine plane wearing a parachute, a sport known as 'skydiving'.
Hey dad, look!
Yes, so-wow! look at that, son. its skeet!
I thought it was a skydiver, dad!
Not when he's a lawyer! Here, let me go get our shotgun....
Yes, so-wow! look at that, son. its skeet!
I thought it was a skydiver, dad!
Not when he's a lawyer! Here, let me go get our shotgun....
by Boxymoron February 24, 2005
1) To take off, or 'pop', the top on a can or glass/plastic bottle.
2) To shoot ('pop') a bullet ('cap') at someone/something
3) A multi-player scenario on Perfect Dark for the Nintendo 64 in which one player, called the 'victim' and denoted by being neon-green in color, was hunted down and killed by the other players by either conventional means (face-to-face shooting, fist fight, knifing, etc.), unconventional means (remote mine, proximity mine, timed mine, etc.), means of stealth (cloaking device, shooting in the back of the head dishonorable, etc.), or by utterly cheap means (using the maian 'farsight', wire-guided 'skedar' rocket launcher, poison-dipped throwing knives, etc.). Points were earned by either killing the 'victim', which earned you 3 points and the chance at being the 'victim', or by being the 'victim' and alive for an un-godly amount of time (around 15 seconds), which earned you 1 point. Using teams in this scenario makes it more enjoyable, especially with large groups of human/A.I. players, whereas the team that had a 'victim' member was tasked with defending him or her, while the other team(s) were tasked with killing the 'victim'. Has yet to be cloned/copied into any current game with the exception of games that allow players to add their own multi-player scenarios into the mix (Halo, Halo II, etc.). However, these can not usually compare to the original due to un-available customization options present in the scenario on Perfect Dark.
It is also noted that, unusually, there has been no sequel to Perfect Dark like once promised. The shares of Rare(c) held by Nintendo(c) were, sadly, sold sometime after Perfect Dark was made, forcing Nintendo to look elsewhere for creating its FPS titles.
2) To shoot ('pop') a bullet ('cap') at someone/something
3) A multi-player scenario on Perfect Dark for the Nintendo 64 in which one player, called the 'victim' and denoted by being neon-green in color, was hunted down and killed by the other players by either conventional means (face-to-face shooting, fist fight, knifing, etc.), unconventional means (remote mine, proximity mine, timed mine, etc.), means of stealth (cloaking device, shooting in the back of the head dishonorable, etc.), or by utterly cheap means (using the maian 'farsight', wire-guided 'skedar' rocket launcher, poison-dipped throwing knives, etc.). Points were earned by either killing the 'victim', which earned you 3 points and the chance at being the 'victim', or by being the 'victim' and alive for an un-godly amount of time (around 15 seconds), which earned you 1 point. Using teams in this scenario makes it more enjoyable, especially with large groups of human/A.I. players, whereas the team that had a 'victim' member was tasked with defending him or her, while the other team(s) were tasked with killing the 'victim'. Has yet to be cloned/copied into any current game with the exception of games that allow players to add their own multi-player scenarios into the mix (Halo, Halo II, etc.). However, these can not usually compare to the original due to un-available customization options present in the scenario on Perfect Dark.
It is also noted that, unusually, there has been no sequel to Perfect Dark like once promised. The shares of Rare(c) held by Nintendo(c) were, sadly, sold sometime after Perfect Dark was made, forcing Nintendo to look elsewhere for creating its FPS titles.
1) Bottoms up!!!
2) <jive> Don't make me pop a cap into yo ass, foo! </jive>
3) Damnit!!! >.< They found my hiding spot!!! Now I have to pop the new cap!!!
2) <jive> Don't make me pop a cap into yo ass, foo! </jive>
3) Damnit!!! >.< They found my hiding spot!!! Now I have to pop the new cap!!!
by Boxymoron February 13, 2005
The act of, either voluntarily or involuntarily, ceasing one's life by being hit with either the front or the rear of a moving vehicle, most commonly a Jeep, but occasionally a military tank, APC, or, in rare cases, a transport helicopter. Most commonly heard of in 'First Person Shooter' games like "Call of Duty" and "Command & Conquer: Renegade", but it has been known for this to happen in "Real-Life". But in "Video Games", Windshield-Smearing is sually followed by loud, side-splitting laughter from the 'Smear-er', and loud, audible curses from the 'Smear-ee', both of which will be typed out and posted "in-Game" after a period of about 30 seconds.
by Boxymoron February 9, 2005
Part of a phrase usually used after one has a killing streak of 3+ with a rocket launcher of some sort. More power to the person if the rocket launcher requires reloading after one round has been fired and/or the targets were moving at a speed greater than that of a sprint.
by Boxymoron February 9, 2005