Guy 1: My girl was about to give me oral by the fire when her roommatecame home.
Guy 2: Did she keep going? Did the roommate join in?
Guy 1: NO! She was embarrassed and asked me to leave.
Guy 2: What a boner buster!
Literal tense: A person (generally family) that can walk into your house while you masturbate, thus forcing you to put it away. Thus making them a bonerbuster.
Public tense: A person that could be considered a 'party pooper' 'joy kill' or sometimes 'asshole faggoty fucker that doesn't know how to take a joke'
Literal:
Glenn: My mother came back from the store early yesterday and I had to put it away in the middle of jacking off!
Mobius: What a bonerbuster!
Glenn: Word!
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Public:
Glenn: Dudes! I had so much fun at the Interpol concert last night!
Mobius: Me too man!
Soup: Me three!
^BrAnDx^: I molested a little boy yesterday! That was so fun!
Literal tense: A person (generally family) that can walk into your house while you masturbate, thus forcing you to put it away. Thus making them a bonerbuster.
Public tense: A person that could be considered a 'party pooper' 'joy kill' or sometimes 'asshole faggoty fucker that doesn't know how to take a joke'
Literal:
Glenn: My mother came back from the store early yesterday and I had to put it away in the middle of jacking off!
Mobius: What a bonerbuster!
Glenn: Word!
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Public:
Glenn: Dudes! I had so much fun at the Interpol concert last night!
Mobius: Me too man!
Soup: Me three!
^BrAnDx^: I molested a little boy yesterday! That was so fun!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"