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bowling balls 

Dumb girls that come back after being treated like crap; you put your fingers in 'em, then when your done you throw them in the gutter, but they come back.
I humped this girl last moth and left without saying goodbye, now everytime I see her at the bar we go to her place and leave in the morning...she's one of my new bowling balls.
bowling balls by David Kilpatrick December 7, 2006
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Bowling balls 

Shoving your thumb in some ones ass and tickling there balls at the same time
Bowling balls by Ballsman-123 January 16, 2023

Bowling Balls 

A person with 2 fat parents, aren't overweight but have rolls.
My friends parents are Bowling Balls

bowling balls in a wet sock

Man, did you see those bowling balls in a wet sock? They were down to the floor.

Milk Bowling Balls 

A term used to describe the perfect set of juicy, wonderful, big, luscious breasts that do not only make your penis rock hard, but also fills your heart with warm pleasure, you get feelings about making the lady as happy as you can for the rest of her life, and you straight up enter a state of mindfulness.
"Bruh those were the greatest set of boobs I have ever seen on a woman. Those things were straight up milk bowling balls."
Milk Bowling Balls by PoisonFlames January 4, 2021

dump trucks, bowling balls and flop-sweat 

The components of the second COVID vaccine, in addition to the mRNA spike protein fragment.
So, did the COVID vaccine hurt?
Well, the first one made my arm a bit sore; the second one was very different--I think they made it out of dump trucks, bowling balls and flop-sweat.

You be epic bowling ball

This meme makes less sense that your life.
Someone: "You be epic bowling ball"
Someone else: "Hey"
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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