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College Board 

A greedy, monopolistic corporation that abuses and inflicts pain on students everywhere by writing their idea of college entrance exams and charging them a shitload of money for it. The most disgusting part of this is that the college board essentially profits off of the torture and abuse of these kids who are literally working themselves to death.
prostitute - a woman who sells sex for money

college board victim - a student who gives in to the sadistic abuse and demands of the college board in order to get a college education
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baby on board 

When you have to drop a massive deuce but you hold it in until you get home or find a cleaner or more private bathroom to use. It feels like you are temporarily with child. Thus, you've got a "baby on board."
If you got a baby on board, here' s what to do: walk briskly, drive safely, and set yourself free in the privacy of your own home.
baby on board by Ae5Ea8 April 2, 2015
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Geezer's-board 

A chat forum set up exclusively for Gary's benefit and use.
How dare anyone else post on it.
This is Geezer's-board. Don't you dare have an opinion on it!
Geezer's-board by Steve Parrot January 1, 2009

Luigi Board 

An ouija board for contacting dead Italians.
Dude, we contacted John Gotti last night. We had a seance and used the Luigi Board.
Luigi Board by Stefunia December 2, 2010

boardwalk barker 

The people that yell at you, as your walking past the overpriced game they operate on the pier, trying to get you to spend your hard earned money and win a cheap prize.
The couple were walking on the pier when suddenly a boardwalk barker startled them.
boardwalk barker by jpg3 August 13, 2015

Card boarded 

Finding no toilet paper after going # 2. Just cardboard rolls.
Dam man, I had to use my boxers to clean myself after getting card boarded.

college board 

A board of people who are greedy and wish to make money on the notion that all kids will the SATs (they are also in charge of AP testing) In real life they don't give a shit about kids and only use the testing as an excuse to make money by selling stocks. A proof that they are fake is when they decided to make a NEW SAT testing with writing included so that the Universty of California, better known as UCs, colleges would still accept it. Sometimes they may lose your test scores and will not refund you.
College board fucking lost my test scores for the SATs I took in June.

college board by kakakakakqueen October 23, 2005