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pigeon poop boutonniere 

A pigeon poop boutonniere is what you're likely to get from sitting on the church steps while waiting for the service to begin. Church steeples and belfries are notorious pigeon roosts. A pigeon aroused from its roost is unlikely to control its bowels and routinely poops to shed unnecessary take-off weight.
My brother got a pigeon poop boutonniere for his brand new suit last Sunday.

Boutonniere 

French for "Booty is near"
Barney: Robin, did you know that "Boutonniere" is French for "booty is near?"...True story.

Robin: Did you know "Barney" is French for "sad little guy who works way too hard to get laid?"
Boutonniere by Vronsky November 22, 2010

boutonniere 

The flowers men wear to dances. The male equivalent of a corsage. I know you should wear one to the Homecoming dance, but other than that I'm unsure if you should to wear it to other dances.
The boutonniere was pinned to his sport coat.
boutonniere by Maxsparrow September 28, 2005

Bourbonlier 

A bourbon expert. One that is proficient in all things bourbon including history, manufacturing, market and of course has a tremendous pallette.
The bourbon rabbi is a bourbonlier qith years of experience.
Bourbonlier by kinglit February 24, 2021

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026