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pigeon poop boutonniere 

A pigeon poop boutonniere is what you're likely to get from sitting on the church steps while waiting for the service to begin. Church steeples and belfries are notorious pigeon roosts. A pigeon aroused from its roost is unlikely to control its bowels and routinely poops to shed unnecessary take-off weight.
My brother got a pigeon poop boutonniere for his brand new suit last Sunday.

Boutonniere 

French for "Booty is near"
Barney: Robin, did you know that "Boutonniere" is French for "booty is near?"...True story.

Robin: Did you know "Barney" is French for "sad little guy who works way too hard to get laid?"
Boutonniere by Vronsky November 22, 2010

boutonniere 

The flowers men wear to dances. The male equivalent of a corsage. I know you should wear one to the Homecoming dance, but other than that I'm unsure if you should to wear it to other dances.
The boutonniere was pinned to his sport coat.
boutonniere by Maxsparrow September 28, 2005

Bourbonlier 

A bourbon expert. One that is proficient in all things bourbon including history, manufacturing, market and of course has a tremendous pallette.
The bourbon rabbi is a bourbonlier qith years of experience.
Bourbonlier by kinglit February 24, 2021

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026