Boutonniere 

French for "Booty is near"

Barney: Robin, did you know that "Boutonniere" is French for "booty is near?"...True story.

Robin: Did you know "Barney" is French for "sad little guy who works way too hard to get laid?"

Boutonniere by Vronsky November 22, 2010

boutonniere 

The flowers men wear to dances. The male equivalent of a corsage. I know you should wear one to the Homecoming dance, but other than that I'm unsure if you should to wear it to other dances.

The boutonniere was pinned to his sport coat.

boutonniere by Maxsparrow September 28, 2005

pigeon poop boutonniere 

A pigeon poop boutonniere is what you're likely to get from sitting on the church steps while waiting for the service to begin. Church steeples and belfries are notorious pigeon roosts. A pigeon aroused from its roost is unlikely to control its bowels and routinely poops to shed unnecessary take-off weight.

My brother got a pigeon poop boutonniere for his brand new suit last Sunday.

pigeon poop boutonniere by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

Bourbonniere

Literally a god, you should probably bow...

You will never meet someone more godly.

This guys is such a Bourbonniere, he's basically a god!

Bourbonniere by Whatthesock March 11, 2022